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On Wed, 7 Apr 2004, Erik Hare wrote:
> That none of it is spent on systems that might make more sense for an
> urban area like ours is utterly ridiculous.  The money is there to be used
> for all kinds of things, yet we pick cars.  And more cars.

--

 The Conversion of Henry Ford

 Henry Ford
 motors down the street
 in his 1910 Ford
 black black black
 then up the street
 shifting
 blowing his horn
 at the geese and
 pigs and dogs
 ooogah ooogah
 bang ka-pow
 a princely backfire
 geese and pigs
 and dogs jump
 and curse in unison

 Gol dang you Henry Ford
 and your goldang 1910 Ford
 black black black
 going down the street
 then up
 can't you
 for cheese's sake
 turn that dang thing off
 and walk
 like a real goose
 or pig or dog?

 By dang
 you know
 you're right

 And he gets out
 of his 1910 Ford
 black black black
 and walks
 down the street
 like a goose
 up the street
 like a pig
 across the street
 like a dog.

--

 [Epithets have been Minnesota niced for this sensitive audience. The
 original flavor can be reconsitituted by anyone over three years old]


--David Shove
Roseville
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