There was once a time
I'd jump into a design contest like that.
But no more.

Personally, I like the whale tail
and think there's a good chance
they'll end up with something worse.

Witness the awful vanity plate design
for the arts.
Designed by Wayne Thiebaud --
A wonderful California painter
with an international reputation
(as a side note --
I used to exhibit
at the same place
as he in NYCity --
Allan Stone Gallery)

But that art license design
is weak -- terrible
and I do not support bad art.

Judging by your previous recommendation
for Coastal Commission activism,
I thought
you were suggesting here
that I support
environmental causes
in California
by purchasing
the Whale Tail vanity plate.

I was already preparing
my reply:
I've tried all sorts of ideas
but all taken.

The Support Education
vanity plate allows use of several symbols.
The hand, the heart, etc.

I was reminded of that one day
when I bumped into a lady
from the local frame shop.
I wanted to tell her
about an Open Studio event
I would participate in
the following week.
So I said,
"I don't know if you remember me, but . . . "
And she jumped in
and said "I remember you, you're the artist."

Which pleased me no end.

I told her
about the upcoming festivities
and we parted ways.

Afew minutes later
a friend walking with me
said, "See, John? You're the artist!"
We both chuckled.
But I must admit,
it did make me happy
to be thought of that way.

I tried doodling out something
on the vanity plate page
for DMV
and came up with this,
which is available.
(My wife says it's available
because it's also undecipherable.)

I M T (heart-symbol) I S T

It looks like
it's supposed to mean
"so and so loves so and so".

But if the heart symbol
is spelled out
instead of understood
as a substitute
for the word love
it reads like this:

IMTHEARTIST

And I like that --
but I haven't done it
'cause we're about to go into
a COUNTRY FIRST FINANCIAL COLLAPSE
and I don't want to be shot
as an elitist
with a vanity plate
on my foreign made truck.

FD wrote: > Something John may find interesting: new plate contest
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