"Gerald Smith, 54 of Parsippany NJ became America's latest multimillionaire recently, thanks to the "Ice skate in Hell" futures contracts he'd purchased over the years. 'My wife used to complain that she couldn't pay the mortgage, and eventually we were reduced to living on dumster pickings in our '86 Astra minivan.', he said to a reporter, 'But I told her it was my dream...someday it would happen and all that sacrifice would pay off. And it has! We're adding on to the place...I'm heading off to buy three Bentleys!'
Apparently the impetus for the sudden need for Ice Skates in the Netherland was this: <http://tinyurl.com/2fxh7ol> In related Hell, Inc. news, a spokesdemon for Satan has announced that the next quarterly financial reports will be especially grim for the normally unflappble CEO, as a vast number of 'Snowballs chance in Hell' contract clauses have activated driving profits down as innumerable souls have been able to escape their contacts. -- Bruce Johnson University of Arizona College of Pharmacy Information Technology Group Institutions do not have opinions, merely customs -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "StrataList-OT" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/stratalist-ot?hl=en.
