On Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 4:21 PM, Bruce Johnson <[email protected] > wrote:
> "Gerald Smith, 54 of Parsippany NJ became America's latest multimillionaire > recently, thanks to the "Ice skate in Hell" futures contracts he'd purchased > over the years. 'My wife used to complain that she couldn't pay the > mortgage, and eventually we were reduced to living on dumster pickings in > our '86 Astra minivan.', he said to a reporter, 'But I told her it was my > dream...someday it would happen and all that sacrifice would pay off. And it > has! We're adding on to the place...I'm heading off to buy three Bentleys!' > > Apparently the impetus for the sudden need for Ice Skates in the Netherland > was this: > > <http://tinyurl.com/2fxh7ol> > wrong tiny? it goes to autocad for mac...; ^) > > In related Hell, Inc. news, a spokesdemon for Satan has announced that the > next quarterly financial reports will be especially grim for the normally > unflappble CEO, as a vast number of 'Snowballs chance in Hell' contract > clauses have activated driving profits down as innumerable souls have been > able to escape their contacts. > > -- > Bruce Johnson > University of Arizona > College of Pharmacy > Information Technology Group > > Institutions do not have opinions, merely customs > > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "StrataList-OT" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<stratalist-ot%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/stratalist-ot?hl=en. > > -- "doubts are the only certainties i have left." m. feldman -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "StrataList-OT" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/stratalist-ot?hl=en.
