There has been a lot of talk about language lately.
This contribution has nothing to do with sundials either,
but I noticed it a few days ago, and members who are in the
EU may be interested.
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The EU Commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt a single language for the EU.  The
preferred language for all European communications will be
English, rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
As part of the negotiations, HM Governmennt conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement, and has
accepted a five year phased plan for the introduction of
EuroEnglish.
In the first year, the letter ‘s’ will be used instead of
the soft ‘c’.  Sivil Servants will reseive the news with
joy.  The hard ‘c’ will also be replaced with ‘k’.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,
when ‘ph’ will be replaced by ’f‘
In fase three, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to attain a stage where more komplikated
improvements are possible.
By the forth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing the ‘th’ by ‘z’, and redusing ‘w’ to ‘v’.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ‘o’ kan be dropd vrom
vords kontaining ‘ou’, and similar moves wuld be aplid to
ozer kombinashons of leters.  After the fifz yer, ve vil
hav a reli sensibl riten styl.  Ze dreem of a truli
aksepibl English langwij vil av finali kum tru.
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Mike Shaw
mshaw01.globalnet.co.uk
53.37N 3.02W


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