Hi Dale,

}- }- Hallelujah, hallelujah!  Can I get an Amen?

}- Let's see if I can remember how this goes... It's been 35
}- years... Oh, I forgot, Calvinists don't do that.  Not
}- dignified or something. What the heck!  Haven't been a
}- Calvinist for 35 years, anyway...

}- AMEN!

Now didn't that feel good?  Take it from someone who knows,
being dignified all the time is no fun!

}- OK OK just gimme a break.  Wife walked out, got layed off,
}- caught a cold, the parrot is screaming, the cats want to be
}- fed, waited all day for a call back on a job interview (that
}- didn't come) and no ball game on the tube.

I can solve all your problems, easy-peasy:

1.) All women grow to be more and more like their mothers, hence
your wife would've eventually turned into your mother-in-law.
Perhaps that will help put her absence in a different
perspective.

2.) Lay-off's reach further and further up the management chain
these days, so if you were recently laid-off it's probably just a
matter of time till the same thing happens to your boss.  This
may not help you get another job, but it should give you some
karmic satisfaction.

3.) Eat lots of onions and garlic and rosemary for a cold.
Brandy is also good.  (See the drinking part of your message.)

4.) Feed the parrot to the cats.

5.) Call the job-interview people back and at least leave a
message.  However do not go the the second interview while doing
#3 above.

6.) Get on a baseball mailing list.  That way you can at least
talk about it.

Boanne

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