Bonjour M. Desprez:

As someone who can trace his family back to William the Conquerer (ok, I didn't, but one of my cousins did and I did take the trouble to read his book)
WE'RE probably related. 

I hadn't though of the Scandinavian Weapons of Mass Disinfection.
However, don't forget that
Louis Pasteur, a Frenchman,  was the father of modern disinfectionIf the duel does not go my way,
I shall call out my siege engine, the mobile pasteurizer.  Of course, this may lead to an arms war, as M. Falk will not doubt turn to his neighbors and call in
the Little Dutch Girl cleanser.

Maybe I better just demand an apology, plus appropriate reparations:  2 bottles of Castille Soap and a jumbo Lysol can.

Plus a Sauna visit.

Hakan?

Frantz DESPREZ wrote:
Mike Weaver a écrit :

  
M. Falk:

As a person with (minor) French ancestry, I am shocked and offended at 
your suggestion that the French do not bathe regularly.
I challenge you to defend yourself in a duel of honor.  Shampoo at 
fifty yards, the first one to achieve a glossy sheen to be declared 
the winner.
I name as my seconds Vidal Sasoon and the Breck girl.  If the first 
duel is not satisfactory, we will rinse and repeat.

Prepare to meet your suds.

M. Weaver

    
M. Weaver,

I am very grateful of your sollicitude, but be careful, scandinavians 
are famous for their weapons of mass desinfection.
They could invite you into a steam bath until you've been cooked, before 
roll you in snow or dive in icy water.
None a civilized gentleman as you surely are can resist such a barbarian 
treatment.
And since Volvo refused to married Renault, we are in bad t(h)erms.

M. Desprez
( with half of my ancestry from Normandy, so Hakan is maybe a cousin of 
mine)


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