So what happens when the left rear geodex valve explodes, scattering nanoparticles into the warp engines??
----- Original Message ----- From: "Mike Redler" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <biofuel@sustainablelists.org> Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:02 PM Subject: [Biofuel] Energy Problem Solved! Here Comes the Turboencabulator! > The machine that makes all other machines obsolete! > http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/%7Eids/dotdot/misc/jokes/turboencabulator.txt > > Turboencabulator > JH Quick > > [From The Institute of Electrical Engineers, Students Quarterly Journal 25] > > For a number of years now, work has has been proceeding in order to bring > prefection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would work to not > only supply inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detectors, but > would also be capable of automatically synchronising cardinal grammeters. Such > a machine is the 'Turboencabulator'. Basically, the only new principle involved > is that instead of the power being generated by the relaxive motion of > conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interactions of magneto- > reluctance and capacitive directance. > > The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surrounded by a > malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were > in direct line with the pentametric fan, the latter consisted simply of six > hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar vaneshaft that side > fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus- > o-delta type placed in panendermic semiboloid solts in the stator, every seventh > conductor being connected by a non-reversible termic pipe to the differential > girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeter. > > Forty-one manestically placed grouting brushes were arrranged to feed into the > rotor slip stream a mixture of high S-value phenyhydrobenzamine and 5 percent > reminative tetraiodohexamine. Both these liquids have specific pericosities > given by p=2.4 Cn where n is the diathecial evolute of retrograde temperature > phase disposition and C is the Chomondeley's annual grillage coefficient. > Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar pilfrometer, but up to the > present date nothing has been found to equal the transcetental hopper dadoscope. > > Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together a > regurgitative purwell and a superaminative wennel-sprocket. Indeed, this proved > to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1943, it was found that > the use of anhydrous nagling pins enabled a kyptonastic boiling shim to be > tankered. > > The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed > largely because of lack of appreciation of the large quasi-pietic stresses in > the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit bars to > the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented > by the simple addition of teeth to socket, almost perfect running was secured. > > The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the HF rem peak by > constantly fromaging the bituminous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on > the standard nivelsheave in that no drammock oil is required after the phase > detractors have remissed. > > Undoubtedly, the turboencabulator has now reached a very high level of technical > development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In > addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in > conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal > depleneration. > > > > _______________________________________________ > Biofuel mailing list > Biofuel@sustainablelists.org > http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org > > Biofuel at Journey to Forever: > http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html > > Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): > http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/ > > _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
