There ARE no Republicans anymore. These guys aren't Republicans! D. Mindock wrote:
>I'd like to believe that not ALL Republicans are bad news. The >dictionary below does fit the vast majority though, sadly. Peace, D. Mindock > > > >Subject: Republican to English Dictionary > >Republican-to-English Dictionary for those having trouble deciphering recent >speeches and news reports: > >alternative energy sources (n.) New locations to drill for gas and oil. > >bankruptcy (n.) A means of escaping debt available to corporations but not >to poor people. > >"burning bush" (n.) A biblical allusion to the response of the President >of the United States, when asked a question by a journalist who has not been >paid >to inquire about non-issues. > >Cheney, Dick (n.) The greater of two evils. > >class warfare (n.) Any attempt to raise the minimum wage. > >climate change (n.) Progress toward the blessed day when the blue states are >swallowed by the oceans. > >compassionate conservatism (n.) Poignant concern for the very wealthy. > >creation science (n.) Pseudo-science that claims George W. Bush's >resemblance to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental. > >DeLay, Tom (n.) Past tense of De Lie. > >extraordinary rendition (n.) Outsourcing torture. > >faith (n.) The belief that the Beatitudes (statements made by JC) include >"Blessed are the rich" and "Blessed are the war-makers." > >free markets (n.) Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense. > >girly-men (n.) Males who neglect opportunities to grope unwilling women. > >God (n.) Senior presidential adviser. > >growth (n.) 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What happens >to the national debt when policy is made according to Definition 1. >healthy forest (n.) No tree left behind. > >honesty (n.) Lies told in simple declarative sentences (e.g., "Freedom is on >the march.") > >"House of Representatives (n.) Exclusive club; entry fee: $1 million to $5 >million (See: Senate). > >insanity (n.) See: staying the course. > >laziness (n.) When the poor are not working. > >leisure time (n.) When the wealthy are not working. > >liberal(s) (n.) Followers of the Antichrist. > >No Child Left Behind (riff.) There are always jobs in the military. > >ownership society (n.) 1. A civilization where 1 percent of the population >controls 90 percent of the wealth. 2. A political system in which all power >is in the hands of the owners. > >Patriot Act (n.) 1. Pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to prevent the >terrorists from destroying them first. 2. The elimination of one of the >reasons why they hate us. > >pro-life (adj.) Valuing human life up until birth. > >senate (n.) Exclusive club; entry fee: $10 million to $30 million. > >simplify (v.) To cut the taxes of Republican donors. > >staying the course (interj.[slang]) Continuing to perform the same actions >and expecting different results (See: insanity). > >stuff happens (interj.[slang]) I don't have to live in Baghdad. > >[the poor (n.) losers who fail to avail themselves of the abundant >opportunities of this Great Nation.] > >[truth (n.) something, sometimes called facts, that blocks reality as seen >by men of unlimited vision & thus is to be denied existance] > >voter fraud (n.) A significant minority turnout. > >woman (n.) 1. Person who can be trusted to raise a child but can't be >trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have a child. 2. Person who >must have >all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by men with whom she >wouldn't want to have sex in the first place. > >"War - except in self-defense - is a failure of moral imagination, political >nerve and diplomacy." ~~ Bill Moyers > >Gabriel Palmer-Fernandez, Ph.D. >Director, Dr. James Dale Ethics Center >Professor, Department of Philosophy and Religious Studies >Youngstown State University >One University Plaza >Youngstown, OH 44555 >Work Phone: 330.941.1465 >Fax: 330.941.1600 >__._,_.___ > >. > >__,_._,___ > >_______________________________________________ >Biofuel mailing list >Biofuel@sustainablelists.org >http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org > >Biofuel at Journey to Forever: >http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html > >Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): >http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/ > > > _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
