I really really really hate you now, you no I can write better then that, you 
bitch, your an ass.
Go eat a waffle and get killt.
ON 6/25/2006 at 10:05 Onj said
saloonkeeptwaI do think that is the longest pointless message without 
punctuation I have ever seen, apart from this one thing I received once, 
written by our good friend Farhan, way back in the day.  Please, observe:
<----Start-Text---->
hey! thes instrucktions will help you get started with dcplusplus.
furst you download the program from dcplusplus.com furst off if you have a 
version older then 2.61 there is an option that you don't need to unchekc but 
we will come to that later.
ok instal the program this is a standerd instaler nothin to worry about when 
you furst load up the program for the furst time there will be a settings 
dialog that popps up.
the furst box you will land in is the nick required box fill in your nick name 
acordingly
tab to the next box this box should say email you don't need to fill this out 
if ya don't want to...i didn't
next we have discription type in what you will be sharing and the discription 
tab to the combo box ware is says connection airo up and down threw this until 
you find the right connection speed of your internet connection
the next thing is a radio button called active or passave if its set on active 
people can download from you and you can download off of people if you set this 
on pasave this means your to lazy and don't wana open a  port on your router
next box is ip don't touch it
next box is port emty for randum now if you have a router you want to open a 
port and leave it open i think its 412 or 411 for most hubbs 
tab to the tab control and pres right airo once you should hear downloads tab 
to the box ware is says defalt download directory you can fill it out mmanually 
or just tab then you should see a brouze button or somethin simular to that 
press space bar on it and you should se a normal brouze dialog after you find 
your directory tab to ok and press enter and that directory will be ware your 
downloads are stored ok tab after the brouze button to a box that says 
unfinished downloads directory leave  this blank if you want your downloads to 
be picked up ware they left off
there are a couple of boxes that you don't need to worry about such as limiting 
how many downloads you can get at a time just press control tab to get to the 
next tab control witch should be sharing if you pressed tab control you should 
land in a list view called sharing press tab until ad folders button comes in 
to view or just press alt a then alt all the folders you wana share
after you have added all you want go to the box ware it says automaticly open 
an extra slot if speed is below 0 leave this alone 
tab to upload slots this uploads slots is how many people can download from you 
at the same time i set this to 10 but you can set it to what ever you want
control tab once again to aparence
tab until you hear list view and go down the the minimize to system tray idom 
and hit your space bar on it if your using widow eyes it won't say anything if 
your using jaws it well...i don't no what it will do just hit space bar on it! 
ok control tab control twice to advanced options tab until you see a list view 
hit the end key to go to then end of the list hit the space bar on that option 
and press enter!
your done!
then hit control f to ad a hub to your favorites and to start connecting ok 
after you hit control f use your jfw cursor or window eyes cursor and go down 
to new and left click on it then enter the name of the hub you want to call it 
in your favorites list ehn tab to address and type in a  address the name and 
address or hub i usually connect to is andrelouis.com so in the addres field 
type in andrelouis.com and press enter then hit space bar on this if you want 
it to connect  when you start dcplusplus and then press enter then you will get 
connected when you get connect you will se if a message of the day and then tab 
around alittle bit until reching a list fview thes are the users hit enter on a 
persons name to get sht they share the window will look sorta like a window 
explore then find the files you want and press enter on them to start 
downloading them then after you done close that window with control f4 and if 
your done minimze it and it gos to the little system tray to wait for you
NOTEs
some of the hubbs on the public hub list has a max share that means you have to 
share so much to get in there andres hub has a max share of 1 gig so i bet most 
people have more then enough of that stuff to get in
and if you want to search press control s and fill out the fields and press 
enter use your we cursor to go to ware it says user file size bla bla bla and 
left click on it then hit enter on the files like normal if they don't start 
downloading right click them and hit download
  <----End-Text---->
  Wasn't that well written?
  I mean, his points were just so, so eloquence!  Er, no, perhaps not that, you 
know what?  just forget it!



  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Chris Kchao 
  To: talk2 
  Sent: Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:53 PM
  Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: Being frail was jockstrap


  ok, i found this interesting/amusing.  what's one to do at 8 in the morning?
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Dwayneg 
  To: Sexymocha 
  Sent: Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:14 AM
  Subject: Being frail was jockstrap




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