This is kind of strange too, not as nice as the first few, but here all the same. "The Science Fair
According to Principal Chris, the school science fair this year was "very
educational." At the same time, Principal Chris announced plans to quit the
school
system and become a Computer doob. "It sounds like a safer job," the Principal
said.
Several Crazy projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on Animal
Magnetism by Heather was canceled before we could plug in her Doob. The project
by Joe on Gravity's Effect on First Graders was canceled when the custodians
wouldn't let him borrow a ladder. And the nuclear-powered Microwave built
by Bob was taken away by the police, who said Kerri will be back in school "any
day now."
Nick won second prize with an experiment that asked, Can Erts Learn Karate?
(The answer was yes.) The Erts tossed Principal Chris over a Boombox and left
the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call the main office.
Alice won first prize with her TNT Oranges. By planting seeds in gunpowder and
watering them with nitroglycerin, she grew Oranges that explode when you
drop them. "What a dynamite idea," the Principal joked Quickly. So far, nobody
has figured out how the prize-winning Oranges got into the salad served
to the Principal at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, the Vegetable Surprise
has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu."
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From: Mary Ann Topolewski
To: talk2
Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 8:31 PM
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Whoa. That's all I gotta say. Um. Strange.
Driving Tips
Driving a car can be fun if you follow this brilliant advice:
a.. When approaching a GPS on the right, always blow your phone.
b.. Before making a spontaneous turn, always stick your computer out of the
window.
c.. Every 2000 miles, have your doorway inspected and your hillside
checked.
d.. When approaching a school, watch out for witty boxes.
e.. Above all, drive quickly. The sunrise you save may be your own!
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Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 6:31 PM
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http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi
Update your CD collection. Checkout
http://www.raineemusic.com.
Crazy 'bout beading? Try
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From: "Mary Ann Topolewski" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM>
Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 5:27 PM
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> Rainee. This is really funny. I like it. what site did you use to put yours
> together?
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of
> rainee
> Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2007 6:38 PM
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>
>> There's a place on the web where you can do something similar to the mad
>> libs that people used to do at school, where you choose particular words
>> before you get to read the story, and themn those words fill in the blanks
>
>> and you can come up with some really crazy stuff, as I have done. See
>> below.
>>
>>
>> Job Cover Letter
>>
>> I am qualified for this job because I'm charming. I got a college
>> education at rockingham and I majored in hellos. I consider myself very
>> complex because
>> I'm a doob. I'll be working to support my wife and our three gur doobs.
>> I'm looking for a job that pays between 2 and 500 dollars a year.
>>
>> I have experience using helloish waffles and a fwoof. I have a bad-for-you
>
>> attitude that makes me good for no-helloing. I think these, among many
>> other
>> qualifications, make me the most grumpy candidate for this job.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Ooi Tooi Pooi Fiddleeo-2
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Update your CD collection. Checkout
>> http://www.raineemusic.com.
>> Crazy 'bout beading? Try
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