Hi I thought that one was pretty amusing. ----- Original Message ----- From: Mary Ann Topolewski To: talk2 Sent: Monday, May 21, 2007 4:46 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad
I like this one! Alice won first prize with her TNT Oranges. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, she grew Oranges that explode when you drop them. That's great! Hahhah! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Nick Sent: Monday, May 21, 2007 4:22 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad This is kind of strange too, not as nice as the first few, but here all the same. "The Science Fair According to Principal Chris, the school science fair this year was "very educational." At the same time, Principal Chris announced plans to quit the school system and become a Computer doob. "It sounds like a safer job," the Principal said. Several Crazy projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on Animal Magnetism by Heather was canceled before we could plug in her Doob. The project by Joe on Gravity's Effect on First Graders was canceled when the custodians wouldn't let him borrow a ladder. And the nuclear-powered Microwave built by Bob was taken away by the police, who said Kerri will be back in school "any day now." Nick won second prize with an experiment that asked, Can Erts Learn Karate? (The answer was yes.) The Erts tossed Principal Chris over a Boombox and left the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call the main office. Alice won first prize with her TNT Oranges. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, she grew Oranges that explode when you drop them. "What a dynamite idea," the Principal joked Quickly. So far, nobody has figured out how the prize-winning Oranges got into the salad served to the Principal at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, the Vegetable Surprise has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu." ----- Original Message ----- From: Mary Ann Topolewski To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 8:31 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad Whoa. That's all I gotta say. Um. Strange. Driving Tips Driving a car can be fun if you follow this brilliant advice: a.. When approaching a GPS on the right, always blow your phone. b.. Before making a spontaneous turn, always stick your computer out of the window. c.. Every 2000 miles, have your doorway inspected and your hillside checked. d.. When approaching a school, watch out for witty boxes. e.. Above all, drive quickly. The sunrise you save may be your own! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of rainee Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 6:31 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi Update your CD collection. Checkout http://www.raineemusic.com. Crazy 'bout beading? Try [EMAIL PROTECTED] ----- Original Message ----- From: "Mary Ann Topolewski" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "talk2" <[email protected]> Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 5:27 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad > Rainee. This is really funny. I like it. what site did you use to put yours > together? > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of > rainee > Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2007 6:38 PM > To: talk2 > Subject: The Talk2 List Specific evidence that I really need help bad > >> There's a place on the web where you can do something similar to the mad >> libs that people used to do at school, where you choose particular words >> before you get to read the story, and themn those words fill in the blanks > >> and you can come up with some really crazy stuff, as I have done. See >> below. >> >> >> Job Cover Letter >> >> I am qualified for this job because I'm charming. I got a college >> education at rockingham and I majored in hellos. I consider myself very >> complex because >> I'm a doob. I'll be working to support my wife and our three gur doobs. >> I'm looking for a job that pays between 2 and 500 dollars a year. >> >> I have experience using helloish waffles and a fwoof. I have a bad-for-you > >> attitude that makes me good for no-helloing. I think these, among many >> other >> qualifications, make me the most grumpy candidate for this job. >> >> Sincerely, >> >> Ooi Tooi Pooi Fiddleeo-2 >> >> >> >> >> Update your CD collection. Checkout >> http://www.raineemusic.com. >> Crazy 'bout beading? Try >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > > __________ NOD32 2277 (20070518) Information __________ > > This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. > http://www.eset.com > > > > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > has it for you. 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