A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He
orders a
drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts
jumping
all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives
off the
bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and
eats
them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue
ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what
your
monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He
just ate
the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the
bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"
replies the
patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little
twerp.
I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes
his
drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later
he's
in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around
the
bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a
maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his
butt,
pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?"
asks
the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up
his
butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the
barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the
patron.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since
he
ate that huge cue ball he measures everything
first!"
MR Andre P. Louis
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