That was cool. keep 'em coming. [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams atthe guy, "Did you see what yourmonkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surpriseme," replies thepatron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that huge cue ball he measures everything first!" MR Andre P. Louis You can find many things out about me by reading below this line: My personal site: http://AndreLouis.COM My Live Journal: http://LJ.AndreLouis.COM Free music (for use in MOH systems, podcasts and radio): http://tbrn.net/Beds The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET Online contacts: Email and NET Messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: FreakyFwoof Bitwise: FreakyFwoof Telephone contacts: Home (phone United Kingdom): +44207-0788886 Home (fax United Kingdom): +44207- 2212126 Cellular (United Kingdom): +44-7875-546903 In the United States: +1-702-520-5144 Ring the TBRN conference line 24 hours a day! +1-702-520-5123
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