I think that scream of pain was enough to wake every man, woman, and child in
that apartment complex, shatter all crystal glasses within a mile, curdle the
milk in their fridges, cause hibernating animals to wake from their winter's
naps, make police siren manufacturers go out of business, and not to mention,
cause the paramedics to take you down that flight of stairs, head first, on
that stretcher! Hehehahhahaha!
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Billman
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 11:34 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
I still contend that that apartment was haunted and that I was pushed down,
causing me to dislocate my knee! LOL
Also a great way to explain the explosive screaming that ensued later on!
Yes you are lucky that all you caught was a cold!
I still say that whenever I go to Michigan to visit you, that we must stay
away from Kalamazoo. I'm afraid of having the same sort of bad luck! LOL
"CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded
space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing
synchronicity."
Amy Billman
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----- Original Message -----
From: Mary Ann
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:43 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
And yes, Amy, Ummy, and Ubby, it was great to spend last Thanksgiving with
you and your (strange) I mean, wonderful heheheh, family. I'm thankful that
even though you dislocated your knee when you visited me in Michigan (just by
standing up from a couch) back in 95, the only thing that happened to me during
last year's visit was that I got a really bad cold. Hehehahhahaha!
Seriously, spending Thanksgiving with you and your family last years was a
memory that I will cherish always.
Not to mention serious blackmail with the dinner-hour recordings I got from
it. Hehehehheheh.
Can you guys tell I love Amy? LOL.
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Billman
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:55 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
Goody!
I don't know what else to say other than that, so I'
am just going to write filler in here so that I don't offend and write a
one line message. *grins*
How awesome for you though!
You can now say that you've had two really great thanksgivings in a row!
I like to think that I had something to do with one of them. *laughing*
Ok off I go!
Peace out!
"CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a
crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing
synchronicity."
Amy Billman
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----- Original Message -----
From: Mary Ann
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:43 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
No work tomorrow. My parents reserved me for pretty much the whole day.
"We're coming to pick you up early!"
This will be my first Thanksgiving with my Mom and Dad in 11 years,
people. Cool eh? I'm geeked about it.
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Billman
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:36 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
hehhehhhehhahah!
Yeah it was the like almost 4:30 time on the message. hehheheha
well have lots of coffee, and whatever you do, don't work tomorrow!
So sayeth Ummy...
And none of you are allowed to refer to me as such btw!
hehehehhehhehhehhehheh
Any questions, see Mary Ann.
"CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a
crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing
synchronicity."
Amy Billman
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----- Original Message -----
From: Mary Ann
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:25 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
Up early? No. I was actually up very late. Now, I'm up early.
Yay for three hours sleep and work to do.
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Billman
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:52 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too!
I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one!
My god!
On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early!
*laughing*
Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this
morning!
"CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children
across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such
amazing synchronicity."
Amy Billman
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----- Original Message -----
From: Mary Ann
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
I honestly can see this one being the case:
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because
we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if
there is a
change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
I really think that more than Greenville residents received
this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh.
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Billman
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List DUH...
DUH ????
If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read
it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius .
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was
selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not li
ve forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we
cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
but not with all
those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to be come
spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ;
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"I love California . I p ractically grew up in Phoenix ."
--Dan Quayle
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do
we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is
a guy like Norman Einst ein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain
types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a
change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from
overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning,
when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Feeling smarter yet?
"CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children
across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such
amazing synchronicity."
Amy Billman
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