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-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Amy Billman Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2008 10:46 PM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck? Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss it with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Republican's Answer BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck's Answer BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- "Dance like nobody's watching; Sing like nobody's listening; love like you've never been hurt; live like heaven on earth," ~ Katheryn Hepburn Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] & [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
