My Gosh Amy. You don't know me, my name is Dan, but that was really funny. I have been sad lately and the past two e-mails you've sent have made me laugh. thanks
On 3/6/08, John Clower <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Oh Amy, thank you for that. I really really really needed a good laugh. > BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG! > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Amy > Billman > Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2008 10:46 PM > To: talk2 > Subject: The Talk2 List Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck? > > > Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck? > > Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be > found by posing the following question: > > > You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small > children. > > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the > corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, > raises the knife, and charges at you. > > You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. > > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. > What do you do?? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Democrat's Answer > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! > > Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? > > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? > > Could we run away? > > What does my wife think? > > What about the kids? > > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of > his hand? > > What does the law say about this situation? > > Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? > > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does > this send to society and my children? > > Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? > > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while > he was stabbing me? > > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound > me? > > Should I call 9-1-1? > > Why is this street so deserted? > > We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a > happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. > > This is all so confusing! I need to discuss it with some friends over a > latte and try to come to a consensus. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ > Republican's Answer > > BANG! > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Redneck's Answer > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click > Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! > > Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' > > Son: 'Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?!' > > Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!' > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---- > > "Dance like nobody's watching; Sing like nobody's listening; love like > you've never been hurt; live like heaven on earth," ~ Katheryn Hepburn > Amy Billman > Email: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Messenger ID's: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] & > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Aim: > amyk0223 > Skype: > amyb0223 > www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 > > -- Daniel C Romero MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Radio Show's E-mail Address: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: RadioDJ246 Skype: radiodj246 myspace: http://myspace.com/south_park246 I do radio shows on the following stations http://www.hot979radio.com Wednesdays: 8:00 PM EST to 10:00 PM EST Fridays: 9:00 PM EST to 10:00 PM EST or http://www.manicsradioalliance.com on the reggaeton channel (4th channel) Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
