Just the laugh I needed to make me laugh myself seupid. ----- Original Message ----- From: matthew cooper To: talk2 Sent: Monday, March 30, 2009 5:12 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Serenity prayer for work
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the evidence that I have been using company property for personal purposes, including circulating my resume, searching for more rewarding and satisfying work. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they maybe connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays. And help me to remember..... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are working on my last Good Nerve, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
