Greetings From The Tango House, Bills got you down? Relatives insane? Do you worry that piercing will be required by law when the young people take over? Does the boss sharpen her teeth on your ass every morning just for practice? These and many other problems of modern life can be relieved by taking just one TTH milonga. Do you find that you have to keep taking other milongas, often more than the recommended dose and the pain is still there? Sufferers who where polled (and we all know how painful that can be) report that just one TTH milonga taken twice each month with friends completely alleviates the pain caused by the job, the family and tax season.
Regular TTH milonga therapy will make you taller, better looking, smarter, brighten your smile, and ensure your place beside the Cosmic Muffin for eternity. WARNING: Side effects will include more friends and an overall sense of well being. If the sense of euphoria does not subside, call your doctor immediately and ask why he or she could not do this for you. TTH milongas can be taken with moderate amounts of alcohol. Please don't operate heavy machinery at the milonga, and please don't call me in the morning. Get your next TTH milonga fix this Saturday, March 11th at 8:30pm. With our best, Chas & Gaia The Tango House 3617 Osage Street Denver, CO 80211-3059 303-320-4020 http://www.thetangohouse.com
