On Friday, March 11, 2005 @ 12:59:08 PM [-0700], Allie Martin wrote:
> Attachments still not workable with since I'm stuck using the attachment
> button and it's not working.
Allie...what was the attachment issue you were having? Just want to
confirm it here. My button works, (add a file window opens, attachment
is added) and the attachment seems to get sent.
I've attached a small text file to test.
--
Matt
an Englishman, Scottsman and Irishman are sitting in a pub together and each
orders a Guinness. After waiting the requisite time for the proper pouring, the
three Guinnesses arrive at their table.
Just then, three flies that came in with the Frenchman at the next table
simultaneously take a dive, separately into each man's drink. The trio are
taken aback for a second but regain their composure.
The Englishman waves to the bar maiden and asks for a fresh pint.
The Scottsman plucks the fly from his Guinness and he continues drinking.
But the Irishman grabs the fly, holds it above his drink and shouts "SPIT IT
OUT YA BASTARD! SPIT IT OUT!"
So a grasshopper walks into a bar and jumps up on a stool. The bartender comes
over and says "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you". And the
grasshopper says "You have a drink named Ernie?"
/rimshot
"Walks into a bar" Joke #02:
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says "Hey buddy, can't you
read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt outta here!" The man
replies "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog".
The bartender is very flustered, and gives the man a beer on the house as way
of an apology.
So later that day this guy is telling his friend about it - "I told him I was
blind and I got a free beer!". And the friend takes his dog into the bar and
sits down, and the bartender says "The sign says no dogs allowed! Get out with
that thing!" The friend says "I can't read the sign, I'm blind and this is my
seeing eye dog." Bartender replies "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as
seeing eye dogs?" The man says "They gave me a Chihuahua?!!?!"
----
A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender
tells him, "OK, you've had enough. I'm not going to serve you
anymore, so get out of here and go home."
The drunk leaves the bar. Ten minutes later the drunk comes
back in through the back door. The bartender tells him, "I
told you to go home, I'm not serving you anything more,
you've had enough, now go home."
The drunk leaves again.
Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through a side
door. Again, the bartender tells him, "Man, I told you,
you're wasted. I'm not serving you anymore, now go home,
you've had enough."
Again, the drunk leaves.
Fifteen minutes later the drunk comes back through another
side door. The bartender says, "What the hell is the matter
with you? I keep telling you, you've had enough already, and
I'm not going to serve you anymore, now go home!"
The drunk looks up at the bartender and asks, "How many
places do you work at?"
----
A hunter shoots a duck out of the air and it lands inside a fence. When he
jumps the fence to retrieve it a rancher comes out of his house and says, "Hold
on there, partner. That duck's on my property, it belongs to me."
The hunter says, "But I shot the duck. I'm sorry it landed in your fence, but
it belongs to me."
"Nothing doing," says the rancher. "That duck is mine."
"I've got an idea," the hunter said. "I'll challenge you for it. I'll kick you
in the nuts, then you kick me in the nuts, and we'll go back and forth until
someone gives up. The winner gets the duck."
"Okay, sounds good" the rancher said. So the hunter squares up on him and with
all his might lands a crushing blow right to the ranchers balls. The rancher
goes down, wailing in agony, rolling on the ground and turning blue. After a
minute or two of whimpering in excruciating pain the rancher gets up and says,
"That was a pretty good shot, but now it's my turn."
The hunter says, "Nah, on second thought, you can have the duck."
----
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the bartender gives
her one.
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