Hello Dan!

On Wednesday, October 13, 2004, 8:16 AM, you wrote:

DG> Wed, 13 Oct 2004 11:59:58 +0100 (6:59 AM EDT here) Marck D Pearlstone wrote:

>> Please do not swear on this list. This is a clear violation of the
>> list rules and will not be tolerated. The audience here is a mixed
>> bunch and this is as much a matter of polite consideration for
>> others as it is about adherence to the list rules on this issue

DG> Captain Corcoran, Moderator(?) of the Pinafore:

This is so undeniably funny that I almost knocked my :batcoffee: into
my keyboard,

But, Dan,

This is not about the Big, Big D--
It is about the Foo,
Which is highly offensive to ladies like me,
And should also be offensive to you.

I endeavor to annoy with poetry,
But I never, never, never say the Big, Big D,
Nor tolerate it well from gentlemen like thee,
And I cannot even spell the Foo.

So please back off from our Moderators,
Or you may soon hear from Trill's Alligators
(And don't you be saying, Who!?).

DG>                   Bad language or abuse,
DG>                   I never, never use,
DG>                   Whatever the emergency;
DG>                   Although "bother it" I may
DG>                   Occasionally say,
DG>                   I never use a big, big D--

So post the graphics of the tune right here
And we'll sing along with a big :girlcheer:
With a fine high-pitched girl cheer.

DG>             Crew:

DG>                   What, never?

DG> Captain Corcoran:

DG>                   No, never.

DG>             Crew:

DG>                   What, never?

DG> Captain Corcoran:

DG>                   Well, hardly ever.

Hardly ever? No, no--No never!

DG>             Crew:

DG>                   He hardly ever swears a big, big D--
DG>                   Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
DG>                   For the well-bred Captain of the Pinafore!
DG>                   Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
DG>                   For the Captain of the Pinafore!

And hooray, and a huge :party: part-ee!
For the cheer so loud and hearty!

But never, never venture to chide our Marck,
For I will defend him to the last skylark,
I'll defend him to the last skylark!!

DG> Using: Babbage Analytical Engine
DG>        system program of Ada Byron, Lady Lovelace

Spiritual ancestor of Trill.

DG>        The Bat! v2.12.00, BayesIt! 0.5.9,
DG>        MyMacros 1.11, gMacrosPlugin 0.80

And where is your fine cut-line,
Your fine cut-line so fine--
The only f-word Trill can recognize
With her lovely Trilly pancake-Tribble eyes,
Is f-i-n-e, fine! Cut-line!!

-- 
Best regards,
Mary
:Trill:
The Bat! 3.0.1.33 on Windows XP 5.1 2600 Service Pack 2






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