Jack will next "upgrade" his two copies of The Bat to "newer" versions
only three years *after* all of the following things occur:

1. It snows in Miami, Florida in August.
2. A cure for cancer is found.
3. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series.
4. Microsoft files for bankruptcy protection.
5. Osama Bin Laden converts to Roman Catholicism.

And maybe not even then.

-- 
Best regards,
Jack



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