ROFLMAO!!

I have a similar collar for my wife's dog, where I administer the shock
myself.  The dog just figured out when he had the collar on he couldn't
bark, but when it was off....and I got tired of chasing him. I'm 6'1 260lbs,
he is a maltese.

On 4/23/07, Evans, Diane L (Rosetta) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> A friend of mine purchased a "no-bark" collar this weekend.  The
> instructions explained how to insert the battery, how to fit the collar
> to the dog, etc.  The next instruction was "Enjoy the peace and quiet."
>
> OK, it seemed humorous...but the collar didn't work.  It gives the dog a
> shock; if the dog continues barking, the shock increases in intensity.
> Poor Sparky started crying so the collar thought he was still
> barking...and he cried some more...you get the picture.
>
> Diane Evans
> Requirements Analyst
> ASQ CSQE
> Rosetta Inpharmatics
> 206-802-6560
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