The approved bumper sticker:  "It sounded like a good idea at the time . . . "

On Oct 10, 2013, at 8:41 PM, Logan McNatt wrote:

One more statistic confirming the gender factor.


On 10/10/2013 8:36 PM, David wrote:

I don't know if it was jealousy or envy, but I felt the urge to join my ladder 
falling friends tonight.

As hard as I tried, I could not get hospitalized.

I did in style though, and would have scored a ten, had the judges been there.

It is probably my imagination, but in that micro-second that I was airborne, my 
brain had time to say to itself, "you got to be frickin kidding me."

The moral to the story is,
There is really a reason not to stand on that top step.

And,

for once I can say, "my fat posterior came in handy," as it took the brunt of 
the fall.

David Locklear



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