Someone recently sent out a request for cave jokes, but this is not a joke. The Weazel just celebrated his 65th which was coincident with the ascension of Pope Weazelicus LXV to the throne of St. Peter. The rites lasted for four days and included not only the issuance of a papal bull, but also the ravishing of the nuns, the burning of the witches, the sacrifice of a naked goddess whose abdomen was ripped open by owls, and the crushing defeat of the Man of Science by the Forces of Darkness. Needless to say there were caves with nubile maidens. All of this has been lavishly documented, though the identities of the nuns and police officers have been redacted. The Weazel did not invite his many friends from either TAG or Texas, nor did he submit the final report entitled Habemas Papam. This was not for lack of love for his children but simply that this primitive list does not allow the posting of material that might be considered questionable by those who are not of the faith. Therefore be it known that those who wish to be appraised of the secret rites of the Holy See may submit their request to the Pope either on this list or privately and their wish will be granted. Much but not all will be revealed. Pax vobiscum Pope Weazelicus LXV
