Dangity-dig-it, there's here's ol' Bob Wahr a-whoopin' and a-hollerin' and a-kickin' up a dusty ol' commotion jus' over the horizon yonder, a-wishin' y'all cavin' Texans more poppin' and wigglin' enjoyment than a shotgun full o' weevils at that there TCR o' y'all's! I don' know much 'bout no acronymics, but I shore as heckfire know how to have a good time, yeeha, and I'd be a-saddlin' up right now a-quicker'n you can skin a pickle and say dagnabbit, 'n ridin' on over Flat Creek way, if'n m' mangy ol' mare hadn't a gone 'n pranced all over m' big toe 'n made it more ornery'n a beehive full o' bobcats. Don't that beat all. Y'all have fun now y'hear!
Bob Wahr
