In a message dated 2/15/2011 12:39:49 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, [email protected] writes:
"Von Daniken doesn't admit his "The Gold of the Gods" is fiction, and you can believe he really found an imperishable library written on metal sheets in Cueva de Los Tayos, Ecuador, if you want to." Guess we will never know since the Ecuadorean border with Peru is so heavily mined that not even the local Shuar will go there to partake of their traditional drug addled rituals. I know, I tried to go there but failed. I did make it to a different cave full of tayos (birds that think they are bats) deep in the jungle along the Rio Pastaza. Getting there involved communal enemas, getting arrested by enraged Indians with shotguns, and reconciliation by means of endless calabashes full of spit beer. It was a bizarre place. There were petroleum stalactites that you could light on fire. Speaking of drug induced hallucinations, are these the same golden plates that were revealed to Joseph Smith by the giant white salamander? As an acolyte of Oztotl I am aware that the salamander was none other than an axolotl sent by the Aztecs to make peace with the great tribe of Mormons with whom they share much in regard to theology. There are others who hold that the plates were actually given to Smith by a Moron, the plural of which is Moroni which presumably refers to adherents of the Church of LSD, of which I am one. The answers to these and other mysteries will be revealed at the 2011 Cave Cavort to be held at Weazelworld Thursday March 31st through Sunday April 3rd. The big shindig with beer, BBQ, band, and hot tub will be Saturday April 2nd. Activities include caving, canoeing, hiking, biking, ropes in tall trees, drinking, dancing, snake handling, and camping in my beautiful forest while surrounded by tame owls and stunning azaleas. The cost is quite reasonable at $3.38/day. Registration and info can be found at: _http://weaselfest2011.blogspot.com/_ (http://weaselfest2011.blogspot.com/) Be there or be square! Sleazeweazel
