Ediger's great story about Cantile's adventures with the Kaluha reminded me of 
a classic moment in Carta Valley caving history.

It was the custom in the early 1970s that following a day caving in the Carta 
Valley area, we would reconvene at the TRIANGLE (holy emphasis) to wash off the 
grime and get organized for a trip to Acuña where we would often eat at Ma 
Crosby's and purchase a few bottles of inexpensive Mexican liquor.

On this particular occasion, not all went to Mexico and I placed my order for 
liquor with some willing shopper.  It was simple.  I wanted a liter of Brandy 
and Benedictine.  Hours passed and my bottle appeared but it was Benedictine; 
not Brandy and Benedictine.  Believe me.  There is a difference!

Oh, well.  Close enough, I first thought.  I took a swig and nearly gagged.  It 
was awful.  Other brave souls gave it a try and the verdict was unanimous.  Not 
fit even for a Carta Valley caver campfire.

But then, the bottle reached the lips of Russell Parker.  Russell took a shot 
and smacked his lips.  He actually claimed to like it!  

(Coming now to the core of the legend. . . .)

The nearly full bottle was happily bequeathed to Russell and as the night wore 
on he worked his way toward the bottom of that bottle while others sampled more 
palatable beverages.

OK.  Time passed.  The camp fire became embers, one by one the Suckers drifted 
away to sleep, and silence descended upon the camp ground.  In those days, the 
various cavers circled their vans and pickup campers with asses toward a 
central campfire. As dawn was arriving, I heard the creak of a door slowly 
opening and I looked out across the campfire embers to see Russell Parker 
slowly stick his head out the back of a vehicle.  With unintentional but 
forceful accuracy he regurgitated at least a liter of partially digested 
Benedictine directly into the open top of a boot unfortunately placed on the 
back bumper of the truck.  Then, equally slowly, he withdrew and closed the 
door.  Silence returned.  It was as if nothing had happened.  Except for this 
boot now sloshing full with something words cannot adequately describe.

Thus, the enduring legend of R. "Benedictine" Parker was added to the lore of 
caving, Carta Valley style.

Others with better memories may now inform us as to who had to burn their boots.

===C. Edwin Kunath


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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Gill Edigar 
  To: Cavers Texas 
  Sent: Friday, June 11, 2010 8:31 PM
  Subject: Re: [Texascavers] Flaming near death in a Cave


  On our first several A&I (pre-)Grotto trips to Bustamante in the spring of 
'67 we camped in the cave--carried all our gear and food for the weekend up the 
treacherous trail--in the dark--and slept and ate there. Don't ask me why. I 
thought it was tradition. Saturday (morning, I think) we were sitting around in 
the Entrance Room cooking and getting ready to go caving. Several Svea (white 
gasoline) stoves were roaring away. Lee Cantile was refueling his prior to 
firing it up. He was a bit clumsy and poured a good bit more gas on the packed 
mud cave floor than into the stove. Finally filling it he sat the fuel bottle 
down without replacing the cap and proceeded to replace the cap on his stove 
and begin the rather long, complicated, and tedious process needed to preheat 
the fuel and fire up those silly stoves. In the midst of this a great poof was 
heard and a fireball about 8 feet in diameter rose up from his cooking area 
(and I recall a fearful scream, but may have imagined it) then a ground fire of 
about an equal area about one foot high continued to burn off the gas spilt on 
the ground. The fuel bottle spit a flare a couple of feet or so out of its 
mouth. Lee sat there dumbfounded. Peggy Anderson, alarmed by the fuel bottle, 
ran over and immediately kicked the fuel bottle across the large room in a long 
arc, end over end, whoooosh, whoooosh, whoooosh, fuel and flame following 
majestically in its wake. A bit of gasoline had flown out and wetted Lee's arm, 
as Peggy had kicked it past him, and singed all the hair off his arm. As soon 
as the fires were put out Lee began complaining about his burn. There was no 
blistering or obvious burning or redness. We finished eating whilst Lee moaned 
and complained. Then we went caving for 6 hours. Lee stayed behind in camp 
cuddled up next to a quart of Kaluha he'd bought in Laredo. He said that ought 
to drive out the pain. We pretty much agreed. Upon returning from exploring the 
cave we found Lee passed out, face down on a large, flattish, breast shaped 
formation with his mouth and nose blowing bubbles in a pool of 
Kaluha/vomit/drool and very close to auto-drowning. Peggy thought we should 
turn him over to preclude his eminent demise. We did and laid him on his back, 
at which point he began vomiting a foot or so straight up into the air like and 
erupting volcano, all the drool falling right back onto his face and 
threatening to drown him all over again. Vallooosh, he urped again and the 
cascading fountain fell back into his open mouth and nostrils and he coughed 
and gagged and blew more bubbles for our entertainment. It was all no good. We 
settled for propping him up on his side and supporting his head and letting him 
spend the night thus in his own misery. As I recall, his arm was all better the 
next day--but the hair on his head was matted like a wool blanket, his sleeping 
bag suitable for little more than fueling the fire. And we stopped camping in 
the cave.
  --Ediger


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