And why did Elin use the 9-iron?
She hated the driver. 2009/12/21 Fritz Holt <[email protected]> > This is the best one that I have read. Happy holidays to all. > > Fritz > > > ------------------------------ > > *Subject:* Tiger Woods Holiday Poem > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *Tiger Woods Holiday Poem* > > > > Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house > > > > Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. > > > > She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, > > > > Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. > > > > He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. > > > > Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. > > > > He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, > > > > With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story. > > > > From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, > > > > Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news. > > > > With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, > > > > When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts. > > > > Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin', > > > > Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden. > > > > And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, > > > > "If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid." > > > > She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer, > > > > Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. > > > -- Go find out! -Heather Tuček UT Grotto NSS 59660 (512) 773-1348 [email protected]
