I apologize, when I used the phrase “illusory forms of religion” I was  
being redundant. I'll tell you what is illusory, the idea that certain topics  
are 
not going to be discussed when a diverse group of presumably intelligent  
people gather around the computerized campfire. 
 
I made a harmless wisecrack about new age beliefs and now those with thin  
skins and thick skulls are up in arms with pitchforks and fire brands. I’m just 
 
glad the old Hippie chicks aren't mad at me, but most of them are too bright 
to  take the bait!
 
If you insist we can loop back like Ediger with 3000 feet of track. As an  
acolyte of Oztotl I’m here to tell you that religion and caves go together like 
 
virgins and sacrifice. 
 
Everybody agrees that everybody can be divided into two groups (us and  
them), so here is the experiment: All you need is a big dark hole full of the  
unknown (frequently known as caves). Into this void some will seek to explore  
and 
illuminate. Those would be called scientists. Others peer in to the same  
dark hole and project their fears and confusion. In their ignorance they 
imagine  
inexplicable monsters within that must be appeased so they chuck in a few 
more  virgins. Oftentimes they feel bad about that, so they feel compelled to  
vigorously assert the validity of their views. If challenged they become irate  
and are soon burning people at the stake and marching toward Jerusalem.  
Meanwhile the hole continues to be dark and empty. 
 
Now back to music in caves. The best I've ever heard was the time I went to  
Fantastic pit in Ellison’s cave, 586 feet of fabulous acoustics! I was with  
group of people from TAG that I didn't know. Imagine my surprise when several  
revealed themselves to be Broadway song and dance geeks by singing hits that  
reverberated up and down the pit! If I ever go back I plan to take a boom box  
and play Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries! But come to think of it, wouldn't it 
be  more appropriate to play that while plummeting into the abyss of Valhalla?
 
Sleaze
 
 

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