I will never forget the day in the late 70s when I saw Easter Pig standing on a stump at the Old Timer's Reunion in WestbygawdVirginia. A ruby light was coming out of his inner ear, and this was long before LEDs! First he spoke of the Illuminati, then broke into free verse poetry as the crowd gathered. Someone declared that he had "fallen off the wagon" and must be restrained, so the nearby Nazi security guards (cyborg units) tried to drag him off the stump. A great fracas ensued during which the guards chased him as they brandished their stun guns (a new invention which they were eager to try!) This rough treatment of a harmless poet greatly offended several of the onlookers including myself, so we told the security swine that if they zapped Easter Pig we would beat them senseless with our beer bottles. It was a standoff, but Easter Pig surrendered and promised not to recite any more poetry! Sleazeweazel
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