Yes you did. You left out that the alleged dead guy predicted His undeadness and Joseph (as instructed) with help, moved the stone door (too heavy for one undead guy to move) and found the shroud. There were plenty of witnesses to the closing and opening of the tomb. Mary and her entourage had already drank plenty of coffee as they too knew that it was time to sober up from the wake and check out His undeadnesses empty chamber and get ready to be interrogated and then tear add home. What makes people think that a people with only 13 letters in their alphabet can perpetuate such a fraud as the life of Christ. These people walked everywhere they went so need didn't travel very fast. No way they could have faked Jesus. And why would they? What did they get out of it. Lets see, whipped, imprisoned, ostrisized, ridiculed, spat upon. Lots to want to raise this dude up for.
On Fri, Mar 30, 2018, 2:50 PM David <dlocklea...@gmail.com> wrote: > Just for fun - please enjoy and don't get your knickers in a wad > > > On this day, ( plus or minus a few weeks ) about 1,983 years ago ( plus or > minus 200 years ) > > An alleged man allegedly named Joseph of Arimathea, went to an alleged > shopkeeper and allegedly purchased > > "The Shroud of Turin." > > He allegedly wrapped a dead guy up that he found in the The Shroud of > Turin and allegedly placed him in a tiny cave. ( Allegedly, this tiny > cave was just a carved out hole in the rock that Joseph of Arimathea had > allegedly made for his own corpse, as he allegedly sensed the banshees were > coming for him soon. > > Then Joseph allegedly disappeared for allegedly 60 hours ( presumably to > partake in a ritual, possibly related to Passover or spring harvest related > to barley ( a.k.a. beer ), > > and then Joseph of Arimathea allegedly returned to the alleged cave for > some unknown reason and then allegedly found the Shroud of Turin empty with > an alleged large blood stain on it exactly matching a photo-copy the > alleged dude that he thought he had wrapped in it. > > Then after allegedly stashing away all his fresh barley juice in another > secret hole, he then allegedly ran 10 kilometers back to town to wake up > the dead man's mom and maybe even the dead man's wife, but they too were > also suffering the divine headache related to drinking too much barley > juice. > > They all allegedly claimed that never found the dead guy's body, and swore > a pact to never tell anyone that they all had had way way too much barley > juice that night. > > This all has no relation to the Turing Computer. That is another holiday. > > Did I leave out anything ? > > David Locklear > Speleo-theologist > _______________________________________________ > Texascavers mailing list | http://texascavers.com > Texascavers@texascavers.com | Archives: > http://www.mail-archive.com/texascavers@texascavers.com/ > http://lists.texascavers.com/listinfo/texascavers >
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