In reference to a recent post by a caver skipping the convention.

I am tonight pondering for the first time, what it would take to at least
attend
the convention for 1 or 2 days.   Sunday and Monday ?

My problem ( as if I only had one ),  is that I seem to have a 4 day window
right now, where I could make a
serious road-trip, but that would leave me missing all the official NSS
activities.

I have mentioned this before here, but my first convention was the 1994
Convention
in Texas, and that was a whole lot of fun, but some would say that it was
just way too
hot for such a gathering.    My next convention spoiled me because I got to
go on a real
caving trip into Cass Cave, West Virginia before the convention, and since
it was at
the official OTR site, a whole lot of fun was had.      At each convention,
I had some
mishaps of some kind, that offset the fun.     In Texas, I got real sick
after the convention,
and spent a lot of money being treated and missed a lot of work.    In West
Virginia, I arrived
at the airport in Charleston, totally unprepared to hitchhike to the
campground, and I think when
I got there I had trouble getting in because I had not pre-registered, and
I had a difficult time
getting back to the airport ( Roy Wessel came to the rescue ).    In Maine,
I had the very best
time of my life.   The only mishap I recall, is that a lot of effort was
made to see Acadia National
Park, but it was so foggy when I got there, that I might as well just
stayed home and stuck my
face in the car's exhaust pipe.    In Marquette, I missed my plane, not
realizing it was the last plane,
that day, and a caver who is on this list serve went above the call of duty
to rescue me.     In
Huntsville, 2005, my wife had an accident at the campground, tripping over
the tent wire causing our
9 month old baby to fly thru the air and nearly landing on a tent stake
hitting her head on the corner
of a lounge-chair.    In Porterville, I made the mistake of trying to
pick-up a rider in LA on the way back, and drive them
back to Houston.    That was a nightmare.      My road-trip to Vermont was
just pure H*ll, there and
back, and I was only at the Convention about 4 hours at most, an hour of
that was just trying to get
someone to let me in as registration had closed.    Nevada would have been
more fun, had I realized
my car problems were simple radiator cap.     And last year, my trip with
cowpoke and Mystery Caver
to Albuquerque was bad, until I blew a head-gasket only to learn that that
requires replacing a V8 motor
which was over $ 10,000 by the time I got my Sequoia back.

In summary, I have a vague idea that even though I would probably have a
hoot in Helena, that something
bad would happen similar to the stuff above.     I had a Craigslist ride
offer today out of Houston, but it
was very very shady.     We played phone tag all day, and they were just
too vague for my suspicions, and
there was absolutely no way that I could get off work this afternoon.

Anyways,

Part of the nostalgia of going is getting to meet with cavers like Mr.
Fleming, so if he and his friends or colleagues
are not there, then that will be a bummer.     The chances of me going
caving on this trip are less than winning
the 493 million dollar Mega Millions all by myself.


On the subject of "Bang for the Buck" or value of what you get for the
money spent, it is true, I could find something
fun to do for a few hundred dollars closer to home, and not miss much work.

I am guessing there will be 200 cavers from areas like Montana, Wyoming,
Idaho, and other PNW areas, along with Canadians.
And that those cavers, would probably not come to a convention like the one
in Florida.
Florida was a mud pit, but the tubing was so
awesome on the Ichetuckenee River.      I decided on that float trip, that
I was going to tell the machine shop foremen,
( where I had been temporarily working ) that he could take his job and
shove it.      That might have been a huge mistake,
but I was about as senile that day, as I am today.    And that is how I
ended back up in the rut I have been
in for the past 9 or 10 years.


I could easily spend a few days in the Ozarks in Arkansas just
chilling.      I could head south into Mexico,
and go swimming somewhere like Micos.      I could be more sensible and do
something around the Texas
Hill Country.

I purposely skipped the 1998 Convention, because my old friend Harry Walker
( R.I.P. ) and my new friend Victoria
Arbizu-Sabateur wanted to climb 3 or 4 fourteeners near Aspen, and visit
the hot springs, and go rafting thru
Snider's Suckhole in Brown's Canyon on the Arkansas River and tour the
commercial cave.     That was one
of the best road-trips of my life, although it was severely marred by
transmission failure in Harry's old Ford Exploder,
and in the weeks and months and years after the trip, none of us ever
really spoke to one another again after the trip.

I have plenty of valid excuses for staying home.     Hurricane Harvey
problems, being top of the list.

A sane person, would stay home search for a better job, and try to find
more stable living arrangements.    I just
can't picture me doing that.

For those of you going, be safe and have fun.

David Locklear
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