From a friend. Stay Home and get a better job. There's next year in Cookville 
Tenn.Try to come and enjoy the whole convention.    On Saturday, July 21, 2018, 
8:39:23 PM CDT, David <[email protected]> wrote:  
 
 In reference to a recent post by a caver skipping the convention.

I am tonight pondering for the first time, what it would take to at least 
attendthe convention for 1 or 2 days.   Sunday and Monday ?

My problem ( as if I only had one ),  is that I seem to have a 4 day window 
right now, where I could make aserious road-trip, but that would leave me 
missing all the official NSS activities.
I have mentioned this before here, but my first convention was the 1994 
Conventionin Texas, and that was a whole lot of fun, but some would say that it 
was just way toohot for such a gathering.    My next convention spoiled me 
because I got to go on a realcaving trip into Cass Cave, West Virginia before 
the convention, and since it was atthe official OTR site, a whole lot of fun 
was had.      At each convention, I had somemishaps of some kind, that offset 
the fun.     In Texas, I got real sick after the convention,and spent a lot of 
money being treated and missed a lot of work.    In West Virginia, I arrivedat 
the airport in Charleston, totally unprepared to hitchhike to the campground, 
and I think whenI got there I had trouble getting in because I had not 
pre-registered, and I had a difficult timegetting back to the airport ( Roy 
Wessel came to the rescue ).    In Maine, I had the very besttime of my life.   
The only mishap I recall, is that a lot of effort was made to see Acadia 
NationalPark, but it was so foggy when I got there, that I might as well just 
stayed home and stuck myface in the car's exhaust pipe.    In Marquette, I 
missed my plane, not realizing it was the last plane,that day, and a caver who 
is on this list serve went above the call of duty to rescue me.     In 
Huntsville, 2005, my wife had an accident at the campground, tripping over the 
tent wire causing our9 month old baby to fly thru the air and nearly landing on 
a tent stake hitting her head on the cornerof a lounge-chair.    In 
Porterville, I made the mistake of trying to pick-up a rider in LA on the way 
back, and drive themback to Houston.    That was a nightmare.      My road-trip 
to Vermont was just pure H*ll, there andback, and I was only at the Convention 
about 4 hours at most, an hour of that was just trying to getsomeone to let me 
in as registration had closed.    Nevada would have been more fun, had I 
realizedmy car problems were simple radiator cap.     And last year, my trip 
with cowpoke and Mystery Caverto Albuquerque was bad, until I blew a 
head-gasket only to learn that that requires replacing a V8 motorwhich was over 
$ 10,000 by the time I got my Sequoia back.
In summary, I have a vague idea that even though I would probably have a hoot 
in Helena, that somethingbad would happen similar to the stuff above.     I had 
a Craigslist ride offer today out of Houston, but itwas very very shady.     We 
played phone tag all day, and they were just too vague for my suspicions, 
andthere was absolutely no way that I could get off work this afternoon.
Anyways,
Part of the nostalgia of going is getting to meet with cavers like Mr. Fleming, 
so if he and his friends or colleaguesare not there, then that will be a 
bummer.     The chances of me going caving on this trip are less than 
winningthe 493 million dollar Mega Millions all by myself.

On the subject of "Bang for the Buck" or value of what you get for the money 
spent, it is true, I could find somethingfun to do for a few hundred dollars 
closer to home, and not miss much work.
I am guessing there will be 200 cavers from areas like Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, 
and other PNW areas, along with Canadians.And that those cavers, would probably 
not come to a convention like the one in Florida.       
Florida was a mud pit, but the tubing was soawesome on the Ichetuckenee River.  
    I decided on that float trip, that I was going to tell the machine shop 
foremen,( where I had been temporarily working ) that he could take his job and 
shove it.      That might have been a huge mistake,but I was about as senile 
that day, as I am today.    And that is how I ended back up in the rut I have 
beenin for the past 9 or 10 years.  


I could easily spend a few days in the Ozarks in Arkansas just chilling.      I 
could head south into Mexico,and go swimming somewhere like Micos.      I could 
be more sensible and do something around the TexasHill Country.
I purposely skipped the 1998 Convention, because my old friend Harry Walker ( 
R.I.P. ) and my new friend VictoriaArbizu-Sabateur wanted to climb 3 or 4 
fourteeners near Aspen, and visit the hot springs, and go rafting thruSnider's 
Suckhole in Brown's Canyon on the Arkansas River and tour the commercial cave.  
   That was oneof the best road-trips of my life, although it was severely 
marred by transmission failure in Harry's old Ford Exploder,and in the weeks 
and months and years after the trip, none of us ever really spoke to one 
another again after the trip.  

I have plenty of valid excuses for staying home.     Hurricane Harvey problems, 
being top of the list.
A sane person, would stay home search for a better job, and try to find more 
stable living arrangements.    I justcan't picture me doing that.

For those of you going, be safe and have fun.
David Locklear
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