also a question:  how can the duffel weigh 100 lbs with no camping gear?   just 
asking why you’re transporting rocks . . .

On Jun 16, 2019, at 11:05 AM, Barb 
<[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:

David, you could have flown on southwest and camped for less than you are 
probably going to end up paying now- if you plan ahead. But it seems you hate 
that. Btw, you can also cancel flights on SW with no penalty and then rebook 
for the next year's convention if plans get screwy. Just saying.
Barb Coons

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On Jun 16, 2019, at 8:17 AM, David 
<[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:

From David Locklear

My Craigslist chauffeur lived up to his end of the deal.

I had no idea what to expect, but was assuming Dr. Lecter.      He
arranged to meet Saturday morning for breakfast at his cheap hotel
in southwest Houston.     I was not going to pry into his agenda,
and told him I would be there.       This location allowed me to leave
the Sequoia at my apartment.     I wasted an hour trying to find a ride,
to his hotel, and then tried to bum a ride off my neighbors.    In hindsight,
I should have just walked a 1/4 mile to the bus stop, as the bus allegedly
runs every 30 minutes on Saturday.   ( I had only rode it once before a long
time ago, and lacked the time to study the bus routes ).

Anyways, my duffle-bag back weighed 100 lbs, and only had a shoulder strap, and 
I was wearing
flip-flops.    I was drenching in sweat by the time the bus arrived.      The 
bus
dropped me off a mile from his hotel and I had to walk it Mixtecan-style with
my duffle-bag on my head.    I was in a dangerous part of town to be alone, and
had all my trip funds on me as cash, which is something I would not have done
had I had time to prepare for the trip.

By the time I got to his hotel, I was an hour late, but he didn't seem to mind. 
   I was
drenching in sweat, and exhausted when I met him, so that was not a way to make
a good first impression.      He let me shower and change clothes, so once we 
got
on the road, I felt better.

To my surprise, my first impression of my new Craigslist chauffeur was not Dr. 
Lecter,
but instead Mr. Wan Kuok-koi, leader
of the 14K Triad syndicate in China.    But that seemed better than what I was
assuming he would be.     He had already finished breakfast, but let
me eat while he packed up his room.      He drove non-stop to Texarkana, and I 
took
over and drove non-stop to Nashville.     There I convinced him to drive me to 
Cookeville
and get a motel and we would split it, even though Nashville and Cookeville 
were off his
main route of travel to Detroit.      All in all that, cost me $ 175, money I 
really should have
spent going to the dentist.

We made the trip in a new Chevy Equinox.    It had integrated into the 
side-mirrors a tiny
yellow symbol to warn you of a car in your blind spot.     That feature would 
be worthless in
Houston, as you always have a car in your blind-spot, and so the light would be 
very
annoying.   You would have to cover it with black tape.

My Craigslist chauffeur, claimed his name was Barry.    He listened to that 
confounded National
Propaganda Radio, for 15 hours, driving me fr*ckin nuts.        He hardly 
uttered a single word for 15 hours, even though he
spoke perfect English.   ( He claimed he was originally from Maine and had been 
in the Coast Guard
briefly )     I tried my best to find a topic we could converse, but he was 
either an introvert or an
underworld fugitive, or there was a remote chance he figured I was crazy as a 
loon, or most likely all
three of those.

I am now in Room 301, Sunday morning.     I plan to sleep until noon, if the 
hotel will let me.

I have no idea what I am going to do this afternoon.     I really don't have 
the funds to be up here, and I really
have a ton of chores waiting on me back in Houston.        I have not been able 
to find a ride home
yet, but there is a shuttle bus back to Nashville.     I assume I won't have to 
hard of a problem getting
back to Nashville.

I will likely only purchase a 1-Day Pass for the NSS Convention.     Maybe a 
2-Day Pass.

I am going to pretend for the next 24 hours that I am on my summer vacation, 
but after that, I have to face
my reality, and start pondering how to get back to my apartment, so that I can 
get back to work.

P.S.     The pool is broken at The Quality Inn, and the breakfast is lame.
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