Yes! I was wondering that too. (Which goes to show I have been procrastinating 
doing something productive this morning.)
:-)
Barb

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> On Jun 16, 2019, at 11:07 AM, Katherine Arens <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> also a question:  how can the duffel weigh 100 lbs with no camping gear?   
> just asking why you’re transporting rocks . . .
> 
>> On Jun 16, 2019, at 11:05 AM, Barb <[email protected]> wrote:
>> 
>> David, you could have flown on southwest and camped for less than you are 
>> probably going to end up paying now- if you plan ahead. But it seems you 
>> hate that. Btw, you can also cancel flights on SW with no penalty and then 
>> rebook for the next year's convention if plans get screwy. Just saying.
>> Barb Coons
>> 
>> Sent from my iPhone
>> 
>>> On Jun 16, 2019, at 8:17 AM, David <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> 
>>> From David Locklear
>>> 
>>> My Craigslist chauffeur lived up to his end of the deal.    
>>> 
>>> I had no idea what to expect, but was assuming Dr. Lecter.      He 
>>> arranged to meet Saturday morning for breakfast at his cheap hotel
>>> in southwest Houston.     I was not going to pry into his agenda,
>>> and told him I would be there.       This location allowed me to leave
>>> the Sequoia at my apartment.     I wasted an hour trying to find a ride,
>>> to his hotel, and then tried to bum a ride off my neighbors.    In 
>>> hindsight,
>>> I should have just walked a 1/4 mile to the bus stop, as the bus allegedly
>>> runs every 30 minutes on Saturday.   ( I had only rode it once before a long
>>> time ago, and lacked the time to study the bus routes ).     
>>> 
>>> Anyways, my duffle-bag back weighed 100 lbs, and only had a shoulder strap, 
>>> and I was wearing 
>>> flip-flops.    I was drenching in sweat by the time the bus arrived.      
>>> The bus
>>> dropped me off a mile from his hotel and I had to walk it Mixtecan-style 
>>> with
>>> my duffle-bag on my head.    I was in a dangerous part of town to be alone, 
>>> and
>>> had all my trip funds on me as cash, which is something I would not have 
>>> done
>>> had I had time to prepare for the trip.
>>> 
>>> By the time I got to his hotel, I was an hour late, but he didn't seem to 
>>> mind.    I was
>>> drenching in sweat, and exhausted when I met him, so that was not a way to 
>>> make
>>> a good first impression.      He let me shower and change clothes, so once 
>>> we got
>>> on the road, I felt better.
>>> 
>>> To my surprise, my first impression of my new Craigslist chauffeur was not 
>>> Dr. Lecter, 
>>> but instead Mr. Wan Kuok-koi, leader
>>> of the 14K Triad syndicate in China.    But that seemed better than what I 
>>> was 
>>> assuming he would be.     He had already finished breakfast, but let
>>> me eat while he packed up his room.      He drove non-stop to Texarkana, 
>>> and I took
>>> over and drove non-stop to Nashville.     There I convinced him to drive me 
>>> to Cookeville
>>> and get a motel and we would split it, even though Nashville and Cookeville 
>>> were off his
>>> main route of travel to Detroit.      All in all that, cost me $ 175, money 
>>> I really should have
>>> spent going to the dentist.
>>> 
>>> We made the trip in a new Chevy Equinox.    It had integrated into the 
>>> side-mirrors a tiny
>>> yellow symbol to warn you of a car in your blind spot.     That feature 
>>> would be worthless in
>>> Houston, as you always have a car in your blind-spot, and so the light 
>>> would be very
>>> annoying.   You would have to cover it with black tape.
>>> 
>>> My Craigslist chauffeur, claimed his name was Barry.    He listened to that 
>>> confounded National
>>> Propaganda Radio, for 15 hours, driving me fr*ckin nuts.        He hardly 
>>> uttered a single word for 15 hours, even though he
>>> spoke perfect English.   ( He claimed he was originally from Maine and had 
>>> been in the Coast Guard
>>> briefly )     I tried my best to find a topic we could converse, but he was 
>>> either an introvert or an
>>> underworld fugitive, or there was a remote chance he figured I was crazy as 
>>> a loon, or most likely all
>>> three of those.
>>> 
>>> I am now in Room 301, Sunday morning.     I plan to sleep until noon, if 
>>> the hotel will let me.     
>>> 
>>> I have no idea what I am going to do this afternoon.     I really don't 
>>> have the funds to be up here, and I really
>>> have a ton of chores waiting on me back in Houston.        I have not been 
>>> able to find a ride home
>>> yet, but there is a shuttle bus back to Nashville.     I assume I won't 
>>> have to hard of a problem getting
>>> back to Nashville.
>>> 
>>> I will likely only purchase a 1-Day Pass for the NSS Convention.     Maybe 
>>> a 2-Day Pass.
>>> 
>>> I am going to pretend for the next 24 hours that I am on my summer 
>>> vacation, but after that, I have to face
>>> my reality, and start pondering how to get back to my apartment, so that I 
>>> can get back to work.
>>> 
>>> P.S.     The pool is broken at The Quality Inn, and the breakfast is lame.
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