---------- Forwarded message ---------- Subject: Gems from Job application
Cover letter: "I would be prepared to meet with you at your earliest convenience to discuss what I can do to your company." That's what we're afraid of ... =================================================================== (This one must have been an application for a post at J.B.Nagar) Resume: "It is my professional objective to obtain a position which allows me to make use of my commuter skills." I think we can oblige.. =================================================================== Weaknesses: "Suffer from prickly heat in summer." Sounds uncomfortable. =================================================================== Cover letter: "Enclosed is my resume for your viewing pleasure." We can hardly wait. =================================================================== Cover letter: "You are privileged to receive my resume." We'll try not to let it go to our heads. =================================================================== Objective: "To mature in the field of human behavior." Good luck with that. =================================================================== Experience: "10 years of experience in financail budgiting and transactions rigistering." But limited experience with the spell-check function. =================================================================== Cover letter: "Please overlook my resume." If you insist. =================================================================== Cover letter: "I'm submitting the attached copy of my resume for your consumption." Yum. =================================================================== Skills: "Grate communication skills." Yes, but can you talk and chop at the same time? =================================================================== Experience: "Responsibilities included recruiting, screening, interviewing and executing final candidates."** <http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_ysb_3/*http://in.business.yahoo.com/> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
