---------- Forwarded message ---------- Subject: Fwd: POLISH ENGLISH
> > > Excuse his English... > > A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although > his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one > day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could > arrange a divorce for him. > > The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the > circumstances, and asked him the following questions: > > Have you any grounds? > Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. > > No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? > It made of concrete. > > I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? > No, we have carport, and not need one. > > I mean. What are your relations like? > All my relations still in Poland. > > Is there any infidelity in your marriage? > We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. > > Does your wife beat you up? > No, I always up before her. > > Is your wife a nagger? > No, she white. > > Why do you want this divorce? > She going to kill me. > > What makes you think that? > I got proof. > What kind of proof? > She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on > shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover". > ------------------------------
