I have a niece-in-law ( my nephew's wife) a pole and she will hammer me if I send her this. Her American English is perfect and she is intelligent.
On 3/12/09, Lalitha Subramaniam <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > > Subject: Fwd: POLISH ENGLISH > > > > > > > > Excuse his English... > > > > A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although > > his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one > > day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could > > arrange a divorce for him. > > > > The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the > > circumstances, and asked him the following questions: > > > > Have you any grounds? > > Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. > > > > No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? > > It made of concrete. > > > > I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? > > No, we have carport, and not need one. > > > > I mean. What are your relations like? > > All my relations still in Poland. > > > > Is there any infidelity in your marriage? > > We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. > > > > Does your wife beat you up? > > No, I always up before her. > > > > Is your wife a nagger? > > No, she white. > > > > Why do you want this divorce? > > She going to kill me. > > > > What makes you think that? > > I got proof. > > What kind of proof? > > She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on > > shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover". > > > > ------------------------------ > >
