A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent. "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. “I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Richard Nixon on the other." “This I've gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Texas ." "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Texas ?" The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of George W Bush in the middle." Now surf faster and smarter ! Check out the new Firefox 3 - Yahoo! Edition * Click here! Now surf faster and smarter ! Check out the new Firefox 3 - Yahoo! Edition * Click here! _________________________________________________________________ Rediscover Hotmail®: Get quick friend updates right in your inbox. http://windowslive.com/RediscoverHotmail?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_HM_Rediscover_Updates2_042009
