Subject: Fwd: PUNJABI CONFIDENCE !!!
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With regards
NEHA.
Last Winter George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade
next, when his telephone rang.
'Hello, Mr. Bush !' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from
Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab ... I am ringing to inform you that we
are officially declaring the war on you !'
'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news ! How big is your
army ?'
'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my
cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from
the gurudwara. That makes eight'
Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army
waiting to move on my command.'
'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back !'
Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on !
We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment !'
'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Bush asked..
'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.'
Bush sighed. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000
armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since
we last spoke.'
'Oh teri....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.'
Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
'Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne....... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns,
sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from
Malpur have joined us as well !'
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you,
Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since
we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION !'
'Tera pala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.'
Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.
'Kiddan, Mr.Bush ! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the
war.'
'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Bush. 'Why the sudden change of heart ?'
'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we all had a long chat over a couple of lassis, and
decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars !'
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL PUNJABI CONFIDENCE !!!
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Subject: Fwd: PUNJABI CONFIDENCE !!!
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From: neha chinchwade <[email protected]>
Date: 2 May 2009 10:43:14 PM GMT+05:30
Subject: Fwd: PUNJABI CONFIDENCE !!!
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Note: Forwarded message attached
-- Original Message --
With regards
NEHA.
Last Winter George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade
next, when his telephone rang.
'Hello, Mr. Bush !' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from
Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab ... I am ringing to inform you that we
are officially declaring the war on you !'
'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news ! How big is your
army ?'
'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my
cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from
the gurudwara. That makes eight'
Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army
waiting to move on my command.'
'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back !'
Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on !
We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment !'
'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Bush asked..
'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.'
Bush sighed. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000
armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since
we last spoke.'
'Oh teri....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.'
Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
'Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne....... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns,
sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from
Malpur have joined us as well !'
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you,
Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since
we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION !'
'Tera pala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.'
Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.
'Kiddan, Mr.Bush ! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the
war.'
'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Bush. 'Why the sudden change of heart ?'
'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we all had a long chat over a couple of lassis, and
decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars !'
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL PUNJABI CONFIDENCE !!!
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Begin forwarded message:
From: neha chinchwade <[email protected]>
Date: 2 May 2009 10:43:14 PM GMT+05:30
Subject: Fwd: PUNJABI CONFIDENCE !!!
a
Note: Forwarded message attached
-- Original Message --
With regards
NEHA.
Last Winter George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to
invade next, when his telephone rang.
'Hello, Mr. Bush !' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh
from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab ... I am ringing to
inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you !'
'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news ! How
big is your army ?'
'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is
myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the
entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight'
Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men
in my army waiting to move on my command.'
'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back !'
Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is
still on ! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment !'
'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Bush asked..
'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.'
Bush sighed. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and
14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to
1-1/2 million since we last spoke.'
'Oh teri....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.'
Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
'Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne....... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four
school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well !'
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must
tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-
to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my
army to TWO MILLION !'
'Tera pala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.'
Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.
'Kiddan, Mr.Bush ! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war.'
'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Bush. 'Why the sudden change of
heart ?'
'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we all had a long chat over a couple of
lassis, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners
of wars !'
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL PUNJABI CONFIDENCE !!!
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Click here.
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