Subject: Fwd: FW: Ethnic Jokes with no apologies!! Priceless! read carefully
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Subject: Ethnic Jokes with no apologies!!
>Ethnic jokes, with no apologies
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>TAMIL JOKES:
>Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan.
>What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy? Subramanium Didn't See Me.
>How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready...Steady...PO
>What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? Rangamannar Rangarajan.
>What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan? Nikkumo Nikkado
>(Will it or wont it stand?)
>What is the difference between Kunnank! udi Vaidyanathan and Gandhi? One is
>a violanist, the other is a non-violanist!
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>MALAYALEE JOKES:
>What do you call an amazing Malayalee? - Pheno Menon.
>What do you call a dashing Malayalee? - Debo Nair.
>What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark.
>Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four to carry the
>coffin and one person to carry the two-in-one.
>Why did the Malayalee cross the road? To join the trade union on the other
>side.
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>SINDHI JOKES:
>What do you call:
>A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
>A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani
>A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja
>A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani
>A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
>A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
>A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani
>A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
>A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
>A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rin-dani (Rin is a Detergent)
>A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
>A communist Sindhi? Karl Lal-wani (Lal for the red communist flag)
>A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani
>A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
>A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
>A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
>A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
>A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani (Chai-pani is colloquial for bribe')
> A Sindhi fly? Makhija
>What do you call a Sindhi with six knees : Sahani ( Shahaknee)
>A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor? Thad-ani (Thud-ani)
>A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor? Kriplani (Cripple-ani)
>Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? Because air is free
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>MAHARASHTRIAN JOKES
>What do you call a modern Maharashtrian? Western Ghat.
>What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? Sadashiv.
>Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?' Dhaval Gore
>and Krishnakant Kale.
>What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
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>GUJJU JOKES:
>Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a
>woman? Because his name was 'Ben Kingsley.
>Why does the Gujju go to London? To see his Big Ben.
>Why does the Gujju take a 2-in-1 to the bathroom? Because his mom said that
>water came out of the tape (tap)
>Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
>Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)
>What is a Gujju picnic called? A snake in the grass
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>What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES magayon? His son
>failed in statistics.
>Maro dikro Dubai gayo? My son drowned.
>Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the day before exams? He wanted to
>get cent-par-cent.
>What do you call a knee less gujju ? Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
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>BENGALI JOKES:
>An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong! Bong
>A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee
>An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee
>An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu
>A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu
>A Bengali marriage? Bedding
>A Bengali voyeur? Keyhollo
>A mad Bengali? In Sen (insane)
>A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha
>A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
>A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla
>What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal? The Bengali Ego
>When does a Bengali sound like a dog? When he says Bow (wow)
>Also when he bharks! (works).
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