*"Kya tere baap kaa road hai?" *
*An apocryphal story involving Russi Mody.
(Ex MD Tata Steel, Jamshedpur) I would like to believe that the following
story actually happened. It is so typically Russi.

It is said that once Russi Mody was on an official trip to (the
then) Bombay. Even though it was a Sunday morning, Russi had to visit
Bombay House, the Corporate Head Quarters of the Tata Group. Russi was
driving a
Mercedes himself as it was a Sunday and there was very little traffic and
also it was the chauffeur's day off. Russi was wearing simple shorts and a T
shirt.

Knowing that he would take just a few minutes to finish his work in Bombay
House and that it was a non-working day in the business district with very
low traffic, he decided to take liberties to park his Merc in an other-wise
no parking zone. A conscientious traffic cop noticed all this and he
immediately rushed to Russi who had started sauntering towards the Bombay
House entrance.*
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In a gruff voice the Pandu Havaldar asked Russi.  "Kyun bhidu, baap kaa
sadak samajh kay rakha hai kya?"*
*
Russi very non-chalantly replied: "Haan kuchh aisa hi hai. Aapko English
padhna aata hai kya?"

Then he gently held the Pandu's arm and walked him to the kerbside and
pointed to the metal signage of the road. He asked the cop "Kya Likha Hai?"

The cop said "Sir Homi Mody Street".*
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*A mischievously smiling Russi discloses"Woh Mera Baap Tha".  Russi was
allowed to leave his car parked in the "No Parking" Zone that Sunday
morning..
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*PS: I presume Russi must have gone on this Sunday drive after polishing off
a self- made cheese omlette of eight eggs, for which he was famous.*

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