*English can be fun<http://blog.limkitsiang.com/2009/05/16/english-can-be-fun/> *
*Spotted in a toilet of a London office: * TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. *In a London Laundromat:* AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT *Outside a London second-hand shop: * WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? *Spotted in a safari park: * ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR *Seen during a London conference:* FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR *Notice in a field: * THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES *On a repair shop door: * WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN’T WORK) *People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world : * *At a Budapest zoo: * PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. *Doctors clinic, Rome *: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. *Hotel, Acapulco *: THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. *In a Nairobi restaurant*: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER. *In a City restaurant: * OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO. *In a Calcutta Coffee House*: PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS
