*English can be
fun<http://blog.limkitsiang.com/2009/05/16/english-can-be-fun/>
*

*Spotted in a toilet of a London office: *
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

*In a London Laundromat:*
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

*Outside a London second-hand shop: *
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

*Spotted in a safari park: *
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

*Seen during a London conference:*
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

*Notice in a field: *
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES

*On a repair shop door: *
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR,
THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

*People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with
their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the
world : *

*At a Budapest zoo: *
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,
GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

*Doctors clinic, Rome *:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

*Hotel, Acapulco *:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY
PASSED ALL THE WATER
SERVED HERE.

*In a Nairobi restaurant*:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.

*In a City restaurant: *
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,
AND WEEKENDS TOO.

*In a Calcutta Coffee House*:
PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS

Reply via email to