Thank God, the much-missed wit and humour once again take charge of the day's mail. Happy reunion. No malice, no ill-will. V.V. Sundaram
On Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 10:04 AM, S Chander <[email protected]> wrote: > > > *English can be > fun<http://blog.limkitsiang.com/2009/05/16/english-can-be-fun/> > * > > *Spotted in a toilet of a London office: * > TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. > > *In a London Laundromat:* > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: > PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT > > *Outside a London second-hand shop: * > WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. > WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? > > *Spotted in a safari park: * > ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR > > *Seen during a London conference:* > FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, > THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR > > *Notice in a field: * > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, > BUT THE BULL CHARGES > > *On a repair shop door: * > WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING > (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, > THE BELL DOESN’T WORK) > > *People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate > with their English-speaking tourists. 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