May be a repitition but reading words of children again is worth
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
__________________________________________________________________________
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks
like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
__________________________________________________________________________
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked,
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers
and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill..."
__________________________________________________________________________
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
__________________________________________________________________________
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher, She's dead. "
__________________________________________________________________________
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer,
she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the
class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
__________________________________________________________________________
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile
of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want.God is watching
the apples.
___________________________________________________________________________
Thanks & Regards,
Vikram Patankar
Reliance Infocomm Ltd.,
BSS Broadband Development,
B Block,2nd Floor,
Dhirubhai Ambani Knowledge City,
Navi Mumbai 400709,
Phone : 022 - 30381491, Ext : 80491
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7 reasons : why not to mess with a child
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
__________________________________________________________________________
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks
like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
__________________________________________________________________________
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked,
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers
and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill..."
__________________________________________________________________________
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
__________________________________________________________________________
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher, She's dead. "
__________________________________________________________________________
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer,
she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the
class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
__________________________________________________________________________
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile
of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want.God is watching
the apples.
___________________________________________________________________________
Thanks & Regards,
Vikram Patankar
Reliance Infocomm Ltd.,
BSS Broadband Development,
B Block,2nd Floor,
Dhirubhai Ambani Knowledge City,
Navi Mumbai 400709,
Phone : 022 - 30381491, Ext : 80491
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