*HOW TO STAY MARRIED 50 YRS*
At St. Mary's Catholic Church, they have a weekly husbands'-marriage-seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary! The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here ! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary ? Giuseppe proudly replied, *'I'm a gonna go get her back from Italy* .
