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Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him,
"Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole
beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Obama asks.
Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."
Obama says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it
or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was
more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks.
Obama replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
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A man who smelled like a distillery sat next to a priest. The man's tie was
stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of
gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began
reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say,
Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much
alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had
arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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