Subject: The 72 Virgins And The Terrorist xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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>An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
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>He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request.
>Since I’m only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never
>was with a woman.
>So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have
>72 whores?”
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>Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are
>here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them
>before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service
>them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous;
>and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
>The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that.
>How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
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>And Allah replied, "Who said they were women ?"
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