>An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. >The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, >"How do you stay in such great physical >condition?" > >"I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. > >I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the >fairways." > >"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that >helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was >your dad when he died?" > >"Who said my dad's dead?" >The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years >old and your dad's still alive. How old is he?" >"He's 103 years old," says the old golfer. >"In fact he golfed with me this morning, and that's >why he's still alive . . he's a golfer too!!" > >"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, >but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about >your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?" > >"Who said my grandpa's dead?" > >Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 >years old and your grandfather is still living!? Incredible, >how old is he?" > >"He's 128 years old," says the old golfer . > >The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, >I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?" > >"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because >he's getting married today.." > >At this point the doctor is close to losing it, >"Getting married! Why would a 128 year-old guy want to >get married in the first place?" > >"Who said he wanted to? The bride is pregnant...that is why!!!!!" > > > >
